I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"

Docs claim I'm a paranoid delusional schizophrenic, but if I had to can prove them wrong. I got a peep hole lens through my door and caught my neighbor knocking on my door and running back to her apartment.
I thought it was my imagination someone knocking on my door until I caught them in the act lol

I prefer cautious. Paranoid is just rude