What's the last crime you committed?

@BlueVeins That must have been after hours.

@Wales Both times before, but yeah. One was at 4 in the morning when I was on maintenance duty. I remember seeing a truck parked far outside (~150 meters) and thinking little of it, but when I left, the truck also left and I was really creeped out. I picked up leaves off the bottom of the pool in my birthday suit, and I remember the water being really warm.

The other time was much more recent, maybe a couple weeks ago. I only took off my suit for a good 20 seconds in the water, because it was like 10 in the morning and the pool was visible from a sidewalk that people could walk on. But there was nobody there so I didn't consider it a huge deal at the time.

@BlueVeins Too bad I wasn't there to see 🤭

@BlueVeins I've done that at an apartment community pool after hours. I had the pool to myself so I slipped off my suit and swam underwater naked to the other end of the pool and back several times. It seemed so natural after I did it the first time.