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OceanGuy33 · 51-55, M
yo! i'll smash in arm wrestling! lol
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@OceanGuy33 bahahah PROBABLY
OceanGuy33 · 51-55, M
@CountScrofula i thought i said this to that body builder girl!! don't take this wrong. but thank god its you!! lol!

Lostpoet · M
Wine is fine
but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle and drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows…
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Lostpoet Honestly you've been on here forever and I don't have a strong opinion of you. You seem thoughtful and well-intentioned and so I'm left thinking good things.
Lostpoet · M
@CountScrofula Damn dude, you were wasted. I hope you feel better this morning. Heres a hangover cure 🥃🍌🍳🥛
SW-User
I already know what's coming.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User You seem alienated as fuck and I hope you find some shit that makes you happy. You piss me off but whatever who doesn't
SW-User
@CountScrofula Fair enough
OceanGuy33 · 51-55, M
hark what light through yonder window breaks... lol
OceanGuy33 · 51-55, M
and... I need to go delete that before somebody else sees it! lol
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@OceanGuy33 Bahahaha. I play music in my spare time for that reason ;) I work in small messy data rather than big machine learning-level but work for maniacs insistent that we're gonna turn a mid-size Canadian university into the next Amazon. Ugh.
OceanGuy33 · 51-55, M
@CountScrofula that's really cool and i saw you made an record.. MY HERO!! i play with my kids now mostly. my daughter kills on piano and we'll bust out some chalie brown, linus song.. forget the title and i'll play drums with her.. its AWESOME!! lol!
summersong · F
The best stuff always happens while I’m asleep! Hope your morning isn’t too painful lol
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@summersong Nah I have exceptional hangover management skills. You're a delight and a cornerstone of this community. I don't know that much about you but I get a strong impression still waters run deep.
Damn it! Social life got in the way & I missed it.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SevenTierCrazyCake You're a hoot and I love how witty you are. I also think there's just layers and layers and layers to you and that you're just endless surprises to know.
@CountScrofula yaaay! That’s cool. Thank you. ☺️
wackidywack · 22-25
holy shit !!! I'm finally here for this
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@wackidywack You're like a burst of colour in a black and white world. You're so sweet and endearing while at the same time having a lot of depth and interesting shit to say. I'm happy to call you a friend and hope the absolute best for you.
wackidywack · 22-25
@CountScrofula I didn't realize you thought of me that way wtf 🥺💗
SW-User
Give it your best shot. Fire away.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User Was briefly confused by your username change lol. I don't know you super well but I've interacted with a decent amount over the years. You seem super smart and engaging and would probably be a great time to hang out with, understanding you've been through some serious shit.
SW-User
Oh that user name was a drunken regret lol. But thank you for your kind words 🤗🤗@CountScrofula
SW-User
But you are typing very good.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User Slowly sobering up as i go through these. Until I get another beer!

Reading through your posts you seem like a perfectly decent young woman trying to figure out her way through life. I get the impression you've been through some shit but remain compassionate.

I saw the post about you confessing feelings to your friend and I'm so sorry she reacted that way. You deserve someone who loves you for who you are.
SW-User
@CountScrofula That is a very wise thing to say from someone who is drunk.
SW-User
SW-User
@CountScrofula thank you! I really enjoyed it when you posted your music group singing. You are all talented!❤
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User Thank you!!
SW-User
@CountScrofula thanks for sharing it with us!❤
SW-User
OPINIONATE ME. EVEN THOUGH WE ALREADY KNOW EACH OTHER
SW-User
@CountScrofula I wasn't prepared to cry, what the fuck
crownedwithlaurel97 · 26-30, F
@SW-User I'm like crying for you
@CountScrofula I wanna be like her when I grow up.
SW-User
Not sure if I should as you probably haven't even noticed me lurking around here. 🤔
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User I have because I maybe talk with your boything a decent amount. You seem super fascinating and wonderful and I'm SO HAPPY you two found each other because he's just the best and you seem right for him.
SW-User
@CountScrofula aaaw <3 thanks. I'm the luckiest girl ever to have found him <3
FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
U don't know. Looks like I'm a fake and keep it that way.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@FreestyleArt Actually I'm kind of fascinated by you because I wanna know the mind behind the wacky shit you post. IDK who you are and I know that's intentional. But there's a person behind the account and I bet that person is fuckin' smart.
FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
@CountScrofula well. The only thing you can know is drawings and being kind. I use to be an asshole.
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
You have superb spelling for a drunk man.Have some wine on me!🍷😁
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@tallpowerhouseblonde There's a butter zone in term of drunk and wasted lol With the kind of account you have I'd sometimes be suspicious but you've been completely decent to people are are assertive, confident of who you are, and highly imaginative. :)
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
@CountScrofula People do need advice and honest straight answers.I help where I can,and love seeing others do well.I like to add some witty replies to posts too.
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
Lol drunk confessions of the SW kind.
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@CountScrofula I like you too btw. You make me smile often. Don't drink too much and get sick please. :)
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Fungirlmmm I'm not THAT drunk. Yet. Keeping it on the level. I hope.
Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F
@CountScrofula Good. :)
Is drunk posting a good idea???
@SW-User Generally, people tend to wake up regretting what they posted last night.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@HootyTheNightOwl I'm in "I love you man" mode so mostly positive lol. I'll get to you!
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@HootyTheNightOwl You're so enthusiastic! You're poetry is infectious, your posts abut your sire are full of energy. Always a thumbs up for enthusiasm :)
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
Okay kinda scared butttt
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@CountScrofula Oh Steve 😭😭😭❤️
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SwampFlower 🤗 -THAT'S- what I really think.
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@CountScrofula stop cutting onions. 🤗🤗🤗
ShaythePanTransMan · 22-25, T
You’re drunk :0
ShaythePanTransMan · 22-25, T
@CountScrofula Then how are you able to think of all this stuff? Thank you, that’s very nice of you. I kind of wonder what common knowledge I don’t know because...you know, I’d like to keep learning. Yeah, I’ve been through some shit, but life’s probably gonna get better from here. Or...not. Whatever happens.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@ShaythePanTransMan Hey it'll change but I bet you'll know more as you get older lol. I can't even remember what shit you don't know but I recall me mentioning a couple of things you weren't aware of that I was surprised about. No biggie, life goes on!
ShaythePanTransMan · 22-25, T
@CountScrofula You’re probably right. Ah, strange; I got a top notch education, but I guess you’re talking about something that isn’t taught by that. Yes, you’re right.
Straylight · 31-35, F
Is this your new drunk thing?
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Straylight I'm trying to atone for the negative opinions thread which was a terrible idea. :D

You're -super- fucking fascinating. You're brilliant, fun to talk to, and endlessly saying stuff that's surprising and interesting. Also we share some niche interests and I love that. Hope you and papercranes are having the best life together :)
Straylight · 31-35, F
@CountScrofula
Thanks dude 😁

This is making me think that I'm like three pages behind on my short story post.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Straylight These are easier to write lol
saintsong · 41-45, F
Be honest but tread lightly!
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@saintsong I get the impression you've been through some dark times, but show incredible faith and strength.
saintsong · 41-45, F
Wow you are good!@CountScrofula
NickiHijab · F
Give me your drunken wisdom
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@NickiHijab You're brilliant, gorgeous, and hilarious. If I said more nice things I'd be making it awkward but I seriously adore you.
NickiHijab · F
@CountScrofula awwww, how cute. Thank you☺️
SW-User
Damn! I missed out
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User Well I'm sober now but I'm glad I've started chatting with you more because you're a great wit and a lot of fun. MORE MORE
SW-User
Aw..🤗glad I missed the drunk part!! 😁@CountScrofula
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User Haha I was all "I love you man"
You called me boring last time 👀
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Somewhereovertherainbow Well that was a negative opinions thread which in retrospect was a REALLY BAD IDEA. Please don't take anything I say there seriously lol.

You have been extremely kind and sweet to me in our interactions and I get a strong impression you'd be good to just have a long talk and laugh about life with.
@CountScrofula oh I never took it serious 😁

Thank you... you're awesome 🤗
I wish I was drunk
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SooperSarah You're fucking fascinating and super interesting to talk to. I don't agree with you on a few things but that kinda makes you cooler. I want to read your autobiography.
@CountScrofula you really are drunk... lol
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SooperSarah Well yes. But I do think you're awesome Sarah. Promise.
MougyWolf · 36-40, M
let me have it then 👍️😆
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@MougyWolf Dude your profile starts with this: "A playful and cheeky wolf furry who's into naughty things like peeing and pooping in his pants."

I normally instablock fetish accounts because the content they post is bs. Instead there's this funny interesting dude who is regularly contributing and just being a part of the site life. You are who you are and I respect that and think you're kinda cool. Keep being you!
MougyWolf · 36-40, M
@CountScrofula aww, thank you so much! That really means a lot.
TacoCat · 22-25, M
I'm curious
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@TacoCat Dude you're a hoot and post good shit. Keep it up.
TacoCat · 22-25, M
@CountScrofula I thought I was boring thank you!
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@RamessesII IDK you really well but you seem like you're on here for a fun time and I appreciate the lighthearted tone to your content.
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NewBeginnings7790 · 41-45, F
I’m listening...
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@NewBeginnings7790 You seem like the kind of person who is at her best having intense conversations far past a reasonable bedtime. In a good way lol.
NewBeginnings7790 · 41-45, F
@CountScrofula You might be right. 😊I’m actually pretty shocked...
Gangstress · 41-45, F
Lol yay drunk fun
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Gangstress Tragically sober now and it's the next morning. I'm super happy I'm talking to you more because you and your missus are an absolute hoot. I love your musical knack and insight and wanna get a pint with you someday.
SW-User
you can try
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User Eh we only see what we show of ourselves on here. You've come across as mean-spirited and judgemental at times, but you've also been compassionate and kind at other times. You're also intelligent and curious which are good traits in anyone.
SW-User
@CountScrofula that’s true something turned me bipolar lol
SW-User
Hi, i guess... lol
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User I'm having trouble forming a strong opinion. Seem like a decent dude.
SW-User
@CountScrofula thanks dude 😜
calicuz · 51-55, M
Tell me oh great one.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@calicuz Honestly, you post fun questions to respond to and that's all I need on this site. Keep it up!
ImKelsey · 26-30, F
Hi hey hello
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@ImKelsey You seem interesting and clever. I hope you've found a great fiancee and I look forward to talking with you more on here!
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@crownedwithlaurel97 We've talked a bit and you seem ntelligent and sensitive. I get the impression there's a lot going on with you.
crownedwithlaurel97 · 26-30, F
@CountScrofula 😏😏 you right
SW-User
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SW-User We haven't talked much but you're regularly posting and contributing and just making this a lively fun place to be. I appreciate you :)
SW-User
@CountScrofula I remember you had a different profile picture of a dog I think.

I'm pretty forgettable so it's all good hahaha
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@TwiddlerofThumbs "Do you consider how much more fulfilling and interesting life could be if you put your penis away?"

Is one of the funniest posts I've seen on this site. I immediately like you. Plus your taste in music is neat.
Thank you drunk fellow. @CountScrofula
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@MissMollyCharlotte0702 Reading your profile you remind me of a couple of coworkers I really like. I'm sure we'd get along fine!
You are pretty nice when you are drunk. Thanks! 😁@CountScrofula
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@PuppetOnStrings I'll say this. When people post quotes and poems they're usually trite bullshit. The ones you post aren't, and that requires a lot of care. I appreciate your insight.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Foxyfoxfox I haven't interacted with you at all on this site but one look at your account and your posts are exactly of content I like on here. You seem fun :)
AT20rt · 22-25, M
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@AT20rt It sounds like you've been through a lot but despite it all you have an interesting refreshing take on things and you're just kinda fun to have around on the site. Keep bein' you.
AT20rt · 22-25, M
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@whateverhappens You seem full of life, curiosity, and wonder at the world. That's infectious and awesome.
deadgerbil · 22-25
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@deadgerbil Dude you're awesome. A lot of guys your age are kinda miserable pricks and you manage to be fun and interesting and post good stuff on here. Keep being you.
Oh, my ! Okay...
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@bijouxbroussard You're wonderful, insightful, and just a treat to talk to. I'm always interested in your take on whatever the topic of the day is I'm so glad we've been friends for so many years. I also love that your insomnia treatment is staying up late watching anime.
@CountScrofula 🤗🤗🤗
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
Help my city is being taken over by bugs that suspiciously remind me of Egyptian curses 😫
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Mrsbetweenfatandfit Bahaha. You seem like SUCH A NICE PERSON. I'm so happy you found your husband and got married. We don't talk a lot but I root for you. You're great.
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Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
It’s actually crazy how many there are. At the lights game tonight they were bouncing all over the field!@LvChris
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@LvChris lol you're great I appreciate the backup you've shown in the endless fucking political arguments on here. You've been a rock solid good dude for years.

 
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