Are you smarter than your spouse?

@SW-User I can offer you a reading list but you might have to learn to read each page with one eye to catch up. Lol

@SW-User really?

@MyPokerFace isn't it obvious?

@SW-User now that I think about it...that's quite an ego

@MyPokerFace Be careful with those thoughts. They can break into words unexpectedly. Don't shoot at me or you might end up wounding yourself. Lol

@SteelHands I'm unarmed

@MyPokerFace yeah. I agree
be careful with those thoughts they're dangerous especially if you are shooting at someone.

@SW-User True. Some people can name a horse in seven languages. Then buy a cow to pull their wagon.

A bird is known by her song but a man by his words.

@SteelHands I once met a guy who was hung like seven horses

@SW-User @SteelHands I don't understand cliches

@MyPokerFace Yeah I'm aware. The soup is always sour to someone that's not hungry.

@SteelHands you can lead a horse to water......

@MyPokerFace A horse never died of thirst beside a stream.

Your turn, genie.

@SteelHands all that glitterst isn't gold

@MyPokerFace Even bad luck can be good as gold in the hands of the wise.

@SteelHands stop and smell the roses...and if you have time,read the writings on the wall

When knowledge speaks wisdom listens

@MyPokerFace Evidently some people can't walk and chew gum or walk and smell roses at the same time. The hieroglyphs written on the wall of the pyramid only prove that someone wrote but not when.