I'd go with movie star. You act for a few months at a time (varies based on film) then sit around and be rich. Sign a few pictures, let your agent do the work finding your next job, easy life.
so far … [c=#800000][i]"writer"[/i][/c] has taken the lead … guess i shoulda' dodged the culinary-drafting? there goes my [i][c=#800000]"biscuits-n-gravy"[/c][/i] frozen entrees.