My face is leaving in 20 minutes and id like you to be on it.

Now boarding the Mustache Express! Not me personally. I'm just conducting. I stay at the station. Just make sure everyone else gets on safely. I'm good on the mustache rides. Unles- no you're right I stay here at the station.

...writing that down. That's a great pickup line! I'll bet the ladies will swoon! :)