why are you here?

I work alone. It gets lonely sometimes. On my coffee breaks, I do office gossip with my cats. They are great listeners. I came here to communicate with non-felines but found that they ask too many questions and don’t get me started on the whole fascination about diapers and poo.. I told my cats all about it and they looked shocked.. well ok.. you know. Like this: 😐

To make friends, get advise, help others

Because I can be.

HAve to be somewhere

Because I’m not there

Chatting with people is fun

To find a worthy adversary and I don't mean a relationship just someone who can Exhilarate with words and knowledge

Killing time while I wait for something

to meet my soulmate, who will bake cake and abort my kids

For shits