if u could turn into any animal at will what would it be

@Elegy Be a treacle tart!!!

@Elegy *eats bag* Oops. Am I a cannibal now?

@caccoon 😳 you saucy minx.

@DarkHeaven That was my brother you monster! 😭

@Elegy Cute 😂

@SW-User Yeah but I'm clearly a target for devouring... I should have thought it through better. 😔

@Elegy He was fucking delicious. Oh yeah, and sorry for your loss. 😔

@DarkHeaven He was the black sheep, anyway. Just don't eat Kyle.

@caccoon I ate the whole bag. These shits are addictive. lol

@caccoon I’m horrible. *crys* 😭

@DarkHeaven At least Fred gave you sustenance...

@caccoon Yeah, Kyle still owes me money!

@DarkHeaven 😭 RIP Kyle.

@Elegy Don't worry. I'll eat 90% of you and keep the 10% left for decoration

@Elegy SHH don't bring up his gambling addiction! He's dead, we can only say nice things about him now!

@DarkHeaven It's okay, I hear he had a gambling problem.

@caccoon Nope. One left. Must be *pops in mouth* All gone. *licks fingers*

@caccoon Well it’s division by zeros now. lol

@caccoon Damn... I guess my trip to Plano Texas is off. I was going to use the money from Kyle to go home and see the Frito-Lays home offices. 😭

@DarkHeaven ✌️ finger lickin' good

@Elegy I still have his seasoning on my fingers. Does that help?

@Elegy Time to flip his properties over for that sweet, sweet Monopoly dosh.