I wanna lose weight! Gimme some good suggestions please?

Drink soy milk instead of dairy milk. Soy milk contains less carbs, less fat, and more wonderful protein! It'll be hard to adjust at first, but you'll get used to it. In general, watch your carb intake. Drink matcha tea as it's the only scientifically-supported weight loss drug. Cut out the soda, even if it's diet, as zero-calorie sweeteners can cause you to crave real sugar. Go vegetarian because meat is tied to heart disease. If all else fails, talk to your doctor about a fecal transplant because some people just have really crappy gut bacteria.

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