What would you do if I text you at 3 am?

It is very likely I won't even hear it.

not hear it.

Send a lawyer; a doctor and fire department to your address.
Assuming you needed one or more of them.

I don't care, I'm not that type that sleeps with his phone under his pillow.

Sleep through it - I have "Do Not Disturb" turned on at that time... ;)

I'd probably not even hear it. So next morning maybe tbfh

i would not answer you

Nothing at all - my phone is in flight mode at 3am.

Considering I'm usually up at 3 AM, I would reply.

You can't

I'll reply.