Am I the only person that puts toilet paper in my nose when I'm taking a shit ?

Yes, in the history of mankind.

only if i have a nosebleed

We don't use toilet paper 🤷🏻‍♀️

My cousin use to do that lmao

never tried the paper-up-nose thing … usually take a couple swigs of water from my flask while defecating.

Hopefully before you’ve used it for its original purpose..?

I think you are. You could just flush the toilet after each deposit ... and light a match.

I've never thought about doing that lol

Yes, possibly.

you might be shitting from nose too

I can't imagine myself doing that

Yeah, you are. You prude smelly ass.

Yes... yes you are