What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done to try to impress someone?

Kept flaunting myself in their presence. *cringe

I just loaded 4 blocks of ice on my truck ,each weighing 300lbs each
I see a girl I like on her Bicycle so I light up the tired coming out of the loading dock
I get to a traffic light and a man says
All your ice is in the road back there
Every block is gone
When I get back its in chunks all over the road and I can't use tongs to pick any of it up and she is still sitting there ,smiling ,,as I looked stupid ,blocking traffic ,picking up chunks of ice

Not dumbest, not while trying to impress her, but a fun one. I managed to spill my own beer, down the back of my own pants, while rubbing a girl’s neck.

Change who I was. Luckily I woke up and realised I shouldn't need to change myself to impress anyone.

Change my hair color. He only liked blondes lol. I was 14 or 15 at the time. Never again. I love my dark hair.

I tried to be funny & it just came out stupid & awkward

Change