If you where God

Not be so adamant that people worship me. Not force people to kill for me. Oh the list is too big...

I'd make the world an actually decent place to live in.

I would have created mankind much better

I'd walk amongst the people of the world.

I would put an end to this pathetic world

Come out of hiding.

Fix the duck billed platypus. It didn't turn out well as expected.

I'd kill all of you.