Somebody let a monitor lizard loose in wal-mart today
It barricaded itself in the manager's office, took over the intercomm system and started ordering everyone to bring it food or else it would bite the real manager in half
36-40, F
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Anonymouslyyours86 · 36-40, F
QueenofVenus · 36-40, F
@Anonymouslyyours86 No. I am a werepanther though
Anonymouslyyours86 · 36-40, F
@QueenofVenus ooooooooooohhhhhhh sooooooooooooo did you pounce anyone?
QueenofVenus · 36-40, F
@Anonymouslyyours86 Sometimes, when I'm stalking the woods. I have relations with the local sexy werewolves
Anonymouslyyours86 · 36-40, F
@QueenofVenus ok, you are a wolf now?
Wol62 · 51-55, M
@Anonymouslyyours86 It's shit myself if a lizard started talking to me!
Anonymouslyyours86 · 36-40, F
@Wol62 😏 I'm ok with it
QueenofVenus · 36-40, F
@Anonymouslyyours86 No but they hump me