What is wrong with people nowadays?
When someone offers you apple pie and ice cream, by god you shut up and take it. Forget about the calories. When you see a nice pair of bouncing titties, you give a nod and a Niiice. Don't forget your manners. When you get challenged to a pick up game of baseball, you win by any means possible. Cheat if you have to. You were safe and they were out, and that's all there is to it. My God, what has happened to American values?