Nah, I keep a roll of Duct tape in my backpack for just such an occasion.

No. We have superglue.

Steristrips and tincture if benzoin

No, but my dad had me sew up a few of his cuts so I'd know how to do it. A useless skill so far, but who knows.
He was never going to the hospital though.

No. But I could

I’m not medically scientifically clever enough to sow someone up.

I’ve stitched up dead people, but they don’t need a hospital