A Guys logic of thinking

Him : hey can I see a picture of you

Me: I don't really send pics sorry

Him : oh okay no problem umm hey can I see a selfie of you

Me:didn't you just hear what I said

Him: yeah sorry I get kinda nervous. Can I see a picture of your feet

Me: how about I shove my foot up your ass will get all real close and personal

Him: ooo I like em fiery;)

Me : son I don't know what other illusion you try with ladies but I'm way outta your league.