So If I turned up at your door step wearing a clown costume

you better have pizza

No thank you, I am an Atheist.

Say hello and ask can i help you with anything and invite you to come in and set up some food and drinks

Tell you it isn't Halloween yet.

Depends if you had one of those spinning bowties.

Hi :)

I didn't order a dominatrix!

I would get my facepaint and get my wicked on! WHOOP WHOOP JUGGALO GATHERING UP IN DIS BIAATCH! XD

Freak out, I dislike clowns.