So If I turned up at your door step wearing a clown costume

you better have pizza

No thank you, I am an Atheist.

I would get my facepaint and get my wicked on! WHOOP WHOOP JUGGALO GATHERING UP IN DIS BIAATCH! XD

Say hello and ask can i help you with anything and invite you to come in and set up some food and drinks

Depends if you had one of those spinning bowties.

Tell you it isn't Halloween yet.

I didn't order a dominatrix!

Hi :)

Freak out, I dislike clowns.