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KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
Something or someone to challenge me
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ProdigalSummer · F
Oh, good one!
rageandhate · 26-30, F
that can be arranged
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@rageandhate: The best part is that was a serious answer, as well as a challenge issued to you!
rageandhate · 26-30, F
@KingofPizza: what is this serious you speak of?
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@rageandhate: Oh, like "hey, check it out, you've got some SERIOUS doom coming your way!"
*mashes big ominous red button*
*mashes big ominous red button*
rageandhate · 26-30, F
@KingofPizza: hahahahaaha 😫 oh no im so scared!! good thing is that you forgot it was strapped to your watch
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@rageandhate: Noooooooo!!!!!
*watch starts blinking 12:00*
I had an alarm in there to go home and record my stories!
*watch starts blinking 12:00*
I had an alarm in there to go home and record my stories!
rageandhate · 26-30, F
@KingofPizza: well this whole thing backfired
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@rageandhate: For me! YOU get the pleasure of knowing that I don't get to see the resolution of Jack and Malcolm discovering they're twins, and then Victor comes out of the coma and reveals some big secret about Phyllis! 😭
rageandhate · 26-30, F
@KingofPizza: well guess what, phyllis DIES. thats right dont fuck with me.
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@rageandhate: Real dies or like fakes her own death like in seasons 3, 12, and twice in 18?
rageandhate · 26-30, F
@KingofPizza: no this time she faked it again but accidentally fell into a pit of mayonnaise covered with leaves.
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@rageandhate: Let's hope they were basil or oregano leaves!
Hey wait a minute how have you seen this already? Curse you and your +8 or so time zone difference!
Hey wait a minute how have you seen this already? Curse you and your +8 or so time zone difference!
rageandhate · 26-30, F
i know because i'm a wizard evil person i can see the future!! dont underestimate me king i see shit.
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
What kind of wizard we talking here? Harry Potter? Lord of the Rings? Dungeons and Dragons? Something else?
I gotta find out what I'm up against!
I gotta find out what I'm up against!
rageandhate · 26-30, F
@KingofPizza: its a mixture of 28 days later zombie, voldemort and vampire.
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@rageandhate: Ooooooooh... ominous!
*starts making some garlic bread to go stab your horcruxes with*
*starts making some garlic bread to go stab your horcruxes with*
rageandhate · 26-30, F
@KingofPizza: dammit why did you make me tell you!! next time can you not ask personal things THANK YOU!!
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@rageandhate: Muahahahaha there won't be a next time, once this finishes toasting it's curtains for you!
Oh dang that smells good...
*eats it all*
Oh dang that smells good...
*eats it all*
rageandhate · 26-30, F
@KingofPizza: so uh what exactly are you then? *whistles calmly*
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@rageandhate: Who me? Uh, nothing.
*quickly throws a blanket over my sarcophagus*
*quickly throws a blanket over my sarcophagus*
rageandhate · 26-30, F
@KingofPizza: i will unroll that toilet paper believe me.
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@rageandhate: You can try! But I assure you I bought the double roll! ON SALE! Muahahaha...
rageandhate · 26-30, F
@KingofPizza: *lights a match* hehehehehe
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@rageandhate: Oh yeah? *prematurely shoots self with fire extinguisher*
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