Someone slower than me and something to trip them with.

3d printer with schematics for guns, ammunition etc. (could find materials)
a small nuclear reactor powering it through knowledge that is beyond me.

far-fetched, but i'm attached to the idea now..

Blunt object and comfy shoes

Rocket launcher and a self destruct sequence. Never fails.

Chuck Fuckin Norris! and Band aids

A chainsaw and a bitch to fuck. 😈 What? Food? Real men don’t need food.

A steel bunker with a 20 year food supply

Someone to help me repopulate,I got the rest.

Cruise ship and helicopter

My machete and truckers toothpick!

A traditional zombie? Or Hollywood zombies? A traditional zombie would only be going after brains. The other kind, would be wanting flesh as well. It matters.

... 🤔 a strawberry flavor drumstick icecream and a small 8 oz bucket of chocolate mint flavor 😌

Yeah. Everything would be right then.

a corkscrew and Grey Poupon

[c=#359E00]two nuclear bombs[/c]

Lucille, and a katana