Answer with the best french you could possibly speak! I start in the deatils-field!

@EugenieLaBorgia Ho ho hoooo.. Ahaaaa!! Yes, yees! Tres bien!!!

@NiceShoes Tu fumes le cigare et avales le fumée!! Plus tard faire la drague!! Compris!!

@EugenieLaBorgia Eh.. is that a meta4??!?! Cause you can SWOLLOW t´he smoke and i dont do DRAG!!!

@NiceShoes You have no understanding of my language, do you? I just asked you if you were giving a blow-job and swallowing!! Malpti!

@NiceShoes Then I asked if you were later going 'cruising'!

@NiceShoes Quel mouffi!

@EugenieLaBorgia I EFFING REPLIED TO WHAT THE FAWK YOU ASKED, THEN WHEN I DO THAT, YOU SAY "YO UDONT UNDERSTAND MY LANGUAGE"
MY EFFFING REPLY BACK TO YOU WAS THE ANSWER TO YOUR TRANSLATION RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@NiceShoes Oh dear....looks like you need a hug...

@EugenieLaBorgia Why? 'cause im so cute? =D

@NiceShoes N'a pas un air de chien fidèle??

@EugenieLaBorgia Why not?!!?

@NiceShoes Tu donnes dans le fiel.

@EugenieLaBorgia what?

@NiceShoes B'alors, arretes.. tu as seulement de fièvre de Bercy! Adieu.

@EugenieLaBorgia Well I am not your DOG anyway!!!!!!

@NiceShoes Doesn't mean that in that statement and... oh, now I remember you! You were on here a little while ago defending your boyfriend or husband... something like that!

@EugenieLaBorgia So you have a bad memory.. How sad :(
I am straight.

@NiceShoes I think you called him (I think you were angry at the time)...hmmm....'fartin' Martin'. I think that's what you said.

@NiceShoes Did you ever become engaged? Or married - officially, I mean.

@EugenieLaBorgia You're disgusting! Now stop that.. get back into the KITCHEN as that seem to be what you want. You're provoking to get PUT IN PLACE!!!!!!
So get in your RIGHT PLACE..
And YOU BETTER MAKE A GOOD FUCKING DINNER!!!!!!!
DO YOU UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND?!?!?!?!?!?! :@

@NiceShoes Did you ever get to see that rugby match?

@EugenieLaBorgia What rugby match!?!? Wtf?

@NiceShoes Well, you told me that you were going out to the shops (I think your husband had had a temper tantrum or something) and you were in a bit of a tizzy about it. I told you that, perhaps, you should take in a rugby match...you know...all those burly men. I thought it might cheer you up.

@EugenieLaBorgia Are you a gay male using a females picture and a female account hoping to lure men over to the other team?!?!?!
I am still STRAIGHT.. you get it?!