Has anyone ever made a public post talking trash about you?

Oh, yes! It was written in such a manner that we would believe that a chimpanzee had typed it! Further to my advantage and great delight, though, it drew out comments of an equally-constructed and dull-witted nature from those who had professed me as their friend! 'Backstabbers Anonymous', were they no more! They had assumed the scurrilous guise of rats flushed from a drainpipe by their own black-tongued ramblings! these comic antics marred by their gobbled attempts to articulate their cog-headed thoughts into coherent sentences stay with my thoughts continually and have become the benchmark for measuring the gawk-eyed simpletons who often log on to garner the pithy recognition of their simian friends! Oh, what fun!