I don't really like it when people hold the door for me unless I'm carrying shit. I want to walk slowly, but I'd look like a dick if I took my time so I have to speed up. Then I have to open my mouth to utter thank you which is more work. Sometimes as the person in front of me approaches the door, I'll walk slower on purpose so as to fall behind in hopes that they'll opt out of holding the door open for me, but god dammit, they're such gentlemen. I'm like a mile away and they'll still awkwardly hold it for me. Damn this kind persistence.

How even!!!

Whenever im not feeling lazy, i peel corn kernels and grapes 😂

I can only sleep if I’m wearing headphones, even if I’m not listening to anything

Just read my profle storys I don't know of anyone as weird as me

I have to wrap my pills in toilet paper before I swallow them so that I Don't taste them

@rickfreeman
I grew up sharing a large bedroom with two older sisters amd I was alway complaining about wanting my own room. Then they left home and I felt so alone and missed missed them terribly. Soon after two girl cousins came to live with us when their parents deployed. It was wonderful!!
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I sleep with 2 loaded 9 mm pistols under my pillow and a 12 gauge pump next to the bed. Not sure that counts as a weird fact.

you do know that if you turn off the lights there could be someone walking by your room - or maybe in your room -

I don’t get excited about or over anything. I have to fake it at times so I don’t hurt anyone’s feelings.

I have a king size bed but I sleep strictly on one edge or the other. All that wasted space.

Couldn’t find a bathroom and I lost my keys so I peed on myself on purpose.

I often listen to the same song for more than 15 hours straight on a daily basis and I have never gotten sick or bored of a song, I simply find a new sound or voice etc that my brain likes enough to replace the last. There's more to it but yeah...>•>

You can find solace in the dark

I'm extremely attracted to ladies who wear headphones to fall asleep, even if they're not listening to anything.

I still sleep with a light on at night. Those shadow monsters ain't touching me 😂

I ate my own pets. Not by choice.

As a child I used to bunch blankets around my neck so vampires and werewolves couldn't bite it.

Long term result, no fear of such things as an adult but I sleep the best when I have a lot of heavy blankets.

I like peeing while taking a seat... because I like it.
(also cause i work 14+ hours a day on my feet, any excuse to give my legs a break haha)