how much money would you need to get to be hit by a raw freshly caught salmon?

@Mamapolo2016 pilot fish

Well, if a salmon hit me, it's not a GOOD driver.@St0ut

@Mamapolo2016 Maybe he meant physically accosted? Big fish can be very aggressive when caught!

I would be too.@PoetryNEmotion

@Mamapolo2016 But you are much prettier than a large salmon!

Thank you. They're pretty pretty, though.@PoetryNEmotion

@Mamapolo2016 where in any way would it involve pedals?
@PoetryNEmotion hell no a salmon is glorious shiny and great then when the skin is off and nicely baked its better then any women!

@Mamapolo2016 You are sooooooooooooo much more beautiful than any pink large fish! And so much more friendly too. *beams at you*

@popmol WHAT THE HADES DID YOU JUST SAY, BOY? NOW ALL THE WOMEN HERE WILL HATE YOU. AND FOR GOOD REASON. *looks shocked and lovely at the same damn time*

@Mamapolo2016 Did you HEAR what that boy just said?

Thanks. 🤗 After an hour and a half wrangling with Verizon I needed some warm fuzzies.@PoetryNEmotion

@PoetryNEmotion i don't care if i had to choose between salmon or women i would choose salmon!

@popmol You are one foolish boy. Seriously.

@popmol yeah. So edgy edgy. Please find the center of your negitivity and wallow. That is forever where you should be

@Mamapolo2016 Do you need some fuzzy slippers, my friend? I got a really snuggly blanket. Sooooooooooo cozy. I could use some company. I am tired from this damn cold. And battling idiots really.

@St0ut negativity and wallow? i have salmon to eat my life is good :)

@PoetryNEmotion no problemo!

Driving. 'hit by a salmon.' 'Hit by a truck.'@popmol

@Mamapolo2016 someone picking up a salmon and then hits you with a salmon.

Got it.@popmol

@Mamapolo2016 Young people do not know how to communicate clearly. They should teach them GRAMMAR FCS.