🍾SURPISE!! 😐 I Got nuffing'

A positive and happy surprise is great. But as a homeowner and a parent not all surprises are positive or happy.

* assumption:something good or nice
Yes actually. It wasn’t until I met someone else who did not like surprises —that sucked the life right out of my throwing/giving them

Ex husband

Happy surprises. Not just any kind of surprises

Generally dislike them unless anyone wants to send me flowers then I'm good.

Oh good! Then you won't mind what I did to your brakes! Surprise! 😂

I really do

Yes! I had such a nice surprise earlier.

Yes, I do. Do you?

Nope. 😠

Nooooo