*randomly beats up a kite using a tree branch*

Want to help?

I want to help the kite beat you up

@Alex1610: if like to see you try! I'll let you have first shot! *brings my face close to you*

*Slaps you like a lunatic*, your turn

*falls to the ground knocked da **** out*

Oh my god *fans you*

@Alex1610: *comes to and slowly starts to get up*

Phew.......*Punch you in the face* *holds the kite and runs*

@Alex1610: *is out again, bleeding from both the mouth and nose*

LMAO *rolls some tissues and sticks them up your nostrils*

@Alex1610: *comes too all bloodied* where's the kite?! It's needy of discipline!!!

I brought it to the nearest hospital

Darn it kept tangling with other kites! It needed to be taught a lesson!

Calm down, it's been single for too long now

@Alex1610: but then it will have kite babies!!!

@Padresfan19: Don't you like that?

@Alex1610: the kite would have to take care of them!!!

@Padresfan19: So?