Yeah I was watching clown porn last night

Like pretty much true.

Mostly true.

but sometimes not so much.

Idk your asking to many questions now!



*slaps you*

WHO SENT YOU!

*SLAPS YOU*

IM NOT SARCASTIC BECAUSE I HAD A ROUGH UPBRINGING!

*slaps you*

Cries in corner

*tries to slap you but misses*


🤨

Are you like a psychologist or something?

That ship sailed by the time I was 16

Just having a cup of tea before seeing my therapist.... so which option do you think he'd recommend for me?.... 🤔

It’s applied in the past but this year I’ve managed to upgrade to naughty.

Haha, well I seem to have got something. I think it's going around.

Okay, I admit that I do have a warped sense of humour at times........

there is no sickle and hammer, so very false

Yeah and watching me all year is not creepy at all.

Yep, this is why i get my own gifts!

That hurts Ned. 🥺

🤪 im sane