Do you like when I talk to you like a baby?

Who's a good boy?

Would you carry that blue bag and clean your own poop up during our jog? I have a weak stomach.

Why do you lick your ass?

Do you purposely fart on me?

What is it like to live with humans?

When you cry and cry in the morning, what is it that you are trying to say? You have food, you have water, the door is open, you have my attention.

Could you please tell me when you're sick, so I can help you?

Are cats really as obnoxious as we think?

Meow, meow, meow?

Would you like to hump my leg?

you think you own this place, dont you?

"What's so special about my big toe?"

The licking of the private parts yuck

Why do you bark at the FedEx guy?

Who loves ya baby?

Are you happy?