Who thinks that he/she can give the perfect definition of time?

Time is a drunken purple midget woman with a silver Rolex and an insatiable libido.

Beats per measure.

time is a total illusion caused by our inability to experience eight of the eleven dimensions that exist in reality.

I say I will tell ya if I don't know crap about a subject
Well you found one LOL

Time is 'that which is measured by a clock'.

'Duration of consciousness'.

Idk