Ever had a real accident in your pants?

On my way home from a road trip my stomach started to rumble but I wanted to just get home so I kept going, about a half an hour from home I should have stopped for a bathroom break but passed the only rest stop, by the time I hit the city I was holding back what was surely a big shit. Every red light was killer, I was speeding to make the next light. When I parked and got out of the car I was clenching my butt cheeks, I thought I might shit waiting for the elevator, I opened the door went directly into the bathroom and as I was pulling my pants down shit right into my pants before I could sit down.

Back in my heavy drinking days, I got so wasted on gen, that I woke up the next day in a field, with no recollection as to how I got there; only to discover that I pi$$sed and sh%t myself while I was passed out. I also woke up in a puddle of my own vomit. And I had cuts all over my stomach and back. Not fun.

Had to pee so badly,omly to get held up by a train. It was nice and warm!