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frogpond · 70-79, M
I keep a very accurate count in my daily fart book. As it turns out I average 18 farts on Monday, Tuesday , Wednesday and Friday. I fart 39 times on Friday (I eat beans on Thursday nights). On the weekends it varies from 16 to 20. Oddly on Sunday's the count is higher than Saturday's. Thanks for asking.