Can I vomit on you ?

Preferably not.

At least buy me dinner first, geez.

I don’t recommend it

Maybe.

only if you can upchuch the rainbow 😵

No.

Can you? I don’t know, I don’t know what your limitations are in terms of yacking up vomit. Will you? No.

I admit I can get turned on by some crazy shit,but I don't believe vomit would do anything for me.