Saw a girl who's taller than me in the subway today.. really strange.. im tall..

@Tubbs What?

@NiceShoes It's the letter T. Uppercase.

@Oleander I know that.

@NiceShoes Aye, chief.

@Oleander You call me chief? As in your boss?
I see. I see..
So I'm your boss? =D

@NiceShoes No.

@Oleander So no one is a boss?

@Oleander ? :O

@NiceShoes As the superior species, i am the boss.

@Oleander Oh you think you can walk all over me ?

@NiceShoes Probably.

@Oleander What? You mean literally? :S

@NiceShoes I don't know. You might be filthy. I want to keep my hooves clean. I'll call my husband to deal with you.

You know, hannibal lecter ate people because he felt superior to them.

@Oleander You mean you're not sure if IM good enough to end up under YOUR feet?!?! :S

@NiceShoes Please do not dirty my wife's hooves. I fuck those things. I don't want to pick up an illness.

@GilesOfRome I am more healthy and clean than you so start worry about your self then. bye.