When I die I'm going to be the most awesome spirit.
To conjure me, you'll have to make a circle out of silver flakes, put in the center make a square out of 1 black candle, 1 gold candle, 1 white candle, and 1 red candle. Then you take holly and cloves and put in the middle of that. Then in the very middle of everything you put a mound of gunpowder. To conjure me you just call my name and knock over all the candles at once. When I appear, time will stop. I will then judge your intentions. If I find you to be trustworthy, all the items from your ritual will vanish and I will be your spiritual aid until you accomplish whatever it is you are trying to do. If I find you to have bad intentions I will blow your ritual up in your face.