I think I was about five years old, and I had no one to play with, so I decided to play hide and seek by myself. I hid inside the laundry hamper in the bathroom. When it was time for dinner my mother started to call me, and then my father started to call me, but I didn't answer. I could hear them yelling and calling and searching for me all over the house, but I wouldn't answer. Finally my father came in the bathroom and must have heard something, because he lifted up the lid of the hamper and hauled me out, hitting me in the head the entire time.

Probably crashing my dad's car. Not so much because it was broken, but because he had to use public transport for roughly six weeks. 😂

I stole a 5p bubble gum from the local shop. My mother found out and absolutely lost her shit.

I joined the army

I told them that I am gay