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Sneak snapping turtles into their bed. And tell them you forgot your snapping turtles in theie bed. Then reel them in with a spicy fantastical story about how your snapping turtles got in their bed. Woo them with your mystical magical story telling powers.
Just know the hardest part of this method is getting snapping turtles.
Just know the hardest part of this method is getting snapping turtles.