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Y'all ready for this conspiracy theory about lawyers?

1. Can't legally lie, but they trade in half-truths and misleading language
2. Obsessed with contracts
3. Required to follow the letter (but not the spirit) of the law
4. Really good at exploiting loopholes
5. Range from semi-helpful to openly malevolent

Conclusion: Fairies. Lawyers are fae folk

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MistyCee

Does that mean silver bullets will work on them?

NorthernRoses · 22-25, F

@MistyCee No, that's vampires! Iron swords is where it's at

...Iron bullets? 🤔

wrestle4fun · M

Ummm, i believe silver bullets are for werewolves. I thought it was wooden stake through the heart, ingestion of garlic and/or holy water or beheading for the vamps @NorthernRoses

NorthernRoses · 22-25, F

@wrestle4fun Shit, you're right! The Silver bullets are for werewolves, silly me.

I mixed up my lore a tiny bit. Vampires are weak to silver too, but only through direct contact with skin. It can't kill them 😅

wrestle4fun · M

But generally still has to be fashioned into the form of some symbol of faith doesn’t it? I mean, I can’t just pick up aunt Thelma’s gravy boat and thwart a vampire can I. If I can, good to know!@NorthernRoses

NorthernRoses · 22-25, F

@wrestle4fun I think it's just silver in general? There was this whole thing, like "if you wear a silver ring and a person recoils from a handshake they're a vampire". So yeah, if you ever meet a vamp, just go ham crazy on that gravy boat 😂

It's also [i]part[/i] of the reason why Vampires weren't able to see their reflection in a mirror - most mirrors were made with Silver, Silver trumps Vampire, etc.

wrestle4fun · M

Ahhh gotcha! That blood suckers gonna end up with some nice gravy boat shapwd burns I tell ya!@NorthernRoses