What do you want written across your tombstone?

I'd like mine to say.. This guy was so good at masturbating it looked like he was making balloon animals

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Deadcutie · 18-21, F

Karmas a bitch, and the check is due

Jibby · 56-60, C

@Deadcutie it has to be in cash if you want to cross the river. And if you forgot your knife... we have one available for $9.99 but wait order now and get a second knife free just pay separate shipping and handling

Deadcutie · 18-21, F

@Jibby it’s not gonna do me no good...

Jibby · 56-60, C

@Deadcutie maybe I'll see you in the similarworlds section of hell I'll be the one screaming that I didn't ask for a heated room

Deadcutie · 18-21, F

@Jibby I’ll be in the morgue where instead of refrigerators, they are put in furnaces

Jibby · 56-60, C

@Deadcutie I don't mind going to hell ..but the morgue? that might be a little scary