Those who assist me in my choice of mobility scooter 🛵 replacement, will receive a kiss of my soft sweet lips 💋 and also make a new friend.
31-35, F
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dan177 · 31-35, M
Get a Yamaha r6
PorgyBessandTheOtherOne · 31-35, F
@dan177 that is scooter 🛵??
dan177 · 31-35, M
. . . Yea! 😅 . . 600cc worth 👍@PorgyBessandTheOtherOne
PorgyBessandTheOtherOne · 31-35, F
@dan177 I is need electric
dan177 · 31-35, M
@PorgyBessandTheOtherOne no no no trust me go with the r6 live life in the fast lane 🔥💪🤙
PorgyBessandTheOtherOne · 31-35, F
@dan177 must enter shopping malls without getting arrested
dan177 · 31-35, M
@PorgyBessandTheOtherOne you’ll be fine the key is not looking suspicious. Confidence is key here! Just ride your r6 like you’re the boss and can ride in the mall and you’ll be good! 🙌👊🤥
PorgyBessandTheOtherOne · 31-35, F
@dan177 I is not Blues Brothers
dan177 · 31-35, M
Not sure what that is . . 😲🤔🧐🙃
PorgyBessandTheOtherOne · 31-35, F
@dan177 in that movie they drove through a shopping mall, the police chased them through the mall in their cruisers.... Totally worth googling
dan177 · 31-35, M
@PorgyBessandTheOtherOne how much would 6 medium sized bananas cost where you live? 🍌💰🤠
PorgyBessandTheOtherOne · 31-35, F
@dan177 that is not relevant.
dan177 · 31-35, M
Relevant to what? @PorgyBessandTheOtherOne
PorgyBessandTheOtherOne · 31-35, F
@dan177 to anything
dan177 · 31-35, M
Is anything real to be relevant anyways? I mean you may not be real and just part of my imagination in my world I dreamed up. 🤡👾🙀@PorgyBessandTheOtherOne
PorgyBessandTheOtherOne · 31-35, F
@dan177 Zaphod??
dan177 · 31-35, M
@PorgyBessandTheOtherOne do you like clowns?
PorgyBessandTheOtherOne · 31-35, F
@dan177 they vitrify me
dan177 · 31-35, M
Clowns aren’t relavent to anything but you answered that question. . What do you have against bananas? 👽@PorgyBessandTheOtherOne
PorgyBessandTheOtherOne · 31-35, F
@dan177 nothing. It's amateur philosophers that more me to death
dan177 · 31-35, M
I hate ALL philosophers. . Oh except Morgan Freeman!!!! I’m just trying to be funny! How am I doing so far? @PorgyBessandTheOtherOne
PorgyBessandTheOtherOne · 31-35, F
@dan177 I have become Horny. I must therefore go
dan177 · 31-35, M
Dam you stole the show you get the funny award 🥇 @PorgyBessandTheOtherOne
dan177 · 31-35, M
@PorgyBessandTheOtherOne oh but ironically the hand i just got dealt is 69 lol