What phrase do you use to say someone is drunk?

effed up
smashed
three sheets
floored
hammered
driving miss daisy
Run by fruiting

How has "steaming" not been suggested yet?

3 sheets to the wind

Possessed by the demon drink! Join the temperance movement today!

Lol

Spannered

Plowed.

walking spanish, well into their cups,ready to sell buicks..

Lit up

Smashed

Tanked
Trashed

Drunken with violence toward me

drunk as a skunk

Shit faced

You are Bahen Chot. Javid. How is your Nepali Hooks in the Brothels of Barry Roote?