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Mistakesmakeus · M
Psht can't beat me, I ran a red light... While I was driving 50 over the speed limit *puts on cool sunglasses*
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
@Mistakesmakeus Sounds like the quickest way to the graveyard.
Mistakesmakeus · M
@NankerPhelge well it's because... *Puts on another pair of cool shades* I'm a cop..
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
@Mistakesmakeus That's even worse. A cop bragging about something that's obviously insane and suicidal? It's not setting a very good example to other drivers, is it? 🤔
Mistakesmakeus · M
@NankerPhelge gotta catch all the bank robbers *puts on 5 more shades*
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
@Mistakesmakeus Those silly stunts might work in the movies, but not in real life.
Mistakesmakeus · M
@NankerPhelge they work if you're tying to catch the bank heisters
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
@Mistakesmakeus Only in the movies. In real life, you'll end up killing someone by behaving like that on the road.
Mistakesmakeus · M
@NankerPhelge nawh man just gotta turn on the siren and lights
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
@Mistakesmakeus Well, don't say I didn't warn you.
Mistakesmakeus · M
@NankerPhelge I said... I'll have my lights and sirens on
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
@Mistakesmakeus Those won't save you if you crash.