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Would you like to drown yourself in love, vodka, or the sea?

Why?

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SW-User

Drowned at sea because I was drunk on vodka after killing my imaginary wife for sleeping with the milk man.

SW-User

@Dewms I take it back, actually. I nearly died in the ocean beacause of a mixture of quick-sand and quick-mud... it's not a pretty way to go.

Dewms

@SW-User 🙄 stahp changing ur mind

SW-User

@Dewms This is the twenty-first century. I can change my mind if I want to. 😬

Dewms

@SW-User then what is ur final answer 😭

SW-User

@Dewms I want to die... due to... hmm. I don't know. I wouldn't want to die to alcohol poisoning, nor the sea... apparently. I guess love... Can I have some new options? Is that an option?

Dewms

@SW-User love it is. 😌

SW-User

@Dewms

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Fine. You just want my heart broken.

Dewms

@SW-User NEVAAAAHHHHH

SW-User

@Dewms Whatever. I'm gonna go drink my vodka elsewhere... and complain that I'm drinking vodka.

Dewms

@SW-User U__U NOT ALLOWED!

SW-User

@Dewms AM TOO! 🙁 You break my heart... because you want to see me have my heart broken and you think it won't drive me into the arms of a vodka lullaby?