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Mamapolo2016 · F
'Yay' upsets you? Have you considered taking the thorn out of your shoe?
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Mamapolo2016 · F
@beards It's called a 'relationship.' More specifically, it's called Step 4 Relationship. (1, you meet and hope she likes you; 2, she DOES like you and you are ecstatic; 3, you are so much in love and hot for each other, you move in together; 4, she cries Yay when she finds something and you smash a pillow over your ears and grind your teeth.
Editor's note: There are things you do that affect her the same way.
Editor's note: There are things you do that affect her the same way.
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Mamapolo2016 · F
@beards I get that a lot. Can I expect it from you, or will it be stealth bombers? I can't think what could be considered controversial that I said, but then I rarely can.
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@beards You mean you called your attorney because I suggested you are not perfect in her eyes either? I'll beat the rap. But you'll have to answer some embarrassing questions. Under oath. Like....
Do you clip your toenails in public?
Do you eat crackers in bed?
Do you now, or have you ever, missed the hamper and let it lay?
Are you ever late for dinner?
Do you clip your toenails in public?
Do you eat crackers in bed?
Do you now, or have you ever, missed the hamper and let it lay?
Are you ever late for dinner?