What’s the best story you have of being high on something?

I was stoned with these people all the time but this time everything looked like the number 4, I knew it wasn't 4 o clock but the clock said 4, the furniture was arranged in the pattern 4, I looked at my friend and with his glasses on, his face was a 4, everywhere I looked there was a 4.

My friend and I were high/drunk one night and she started screaming that I was a cop and tried to run away, so I had to chase her through town in the middle of the night so we didn’t get caught by actual cops

Being drunk on tequila and high on amphetamines then lighting a bag of Oreos on fire at a party later that night

I was on a very long and high ramp going from one expressway to another and I was toking on a joint when suddenly I noticed there were about 20-30 motorcycle cops right on my ass. I put it out and ate it, of course, only to have the cops zoom around me as soon as we got on the second expressway. I wasted that joint for nothing, I was pissed.

I went to a college party and ended up going upstairs with a very handsome guy. Yes, I was high and drunk. I remember being in bed with him and being "active" but I that's all I remember. My girlfriend told me later that we were "shaking the wall". Thank God that I didn't know many of the people at that party, or I would have been more embarrassed than I already was.

5 different times on blotter.
Delusions ensure an unhinged story.

We used to get stoned in a shitty basement apartment. The place was all wired by some handyman so if you touched the faucet on the kitchen sink and the metal rim on the sink you would get shocked. Also the fridge was so close to the sink you could ground yourself out on the fridge. We would get stoned and make a line hold hands and make the connection between the fridge and the sink and let the electricity flow through us. After being in the line sometimes I'd see some stoner try to make the connection on their own and WHACK, hahahahahahaha, another stoner hit by lightning.

Sadly...

I’ve done some stupid shit completely sober.

Just being at Disneyland. It all involves setting, just like they say.