What's the next device that you wish Apple would come out with

The Apple iSeed... A new sex toy with built in wifi

A device that spontaneously explodes and covers the user with red dye the second they send a text when they're driving. They can call it the iBoom.

Something that isn't built with slave labour and made to break so they can make extortionate profits off of the repairs. That'd be a start for me.

The Apple iSeed 4s with advanced butt plugs technology (this is how fast Apple products develop)

The Apple iSeed 2s for people that break or erase their Apple iSeed

iDontknow.

Pie. I like pie.

A Toilet!