If I pretend to be interested in you, will you buy me things?

No. You can buy me stuff. That's how it works.

I'm poor.

I will pretend to buy you anything you wanted

No. But I appreciate the thought.

Nah.

Actions speak louder than words, and I am really good at seeing through Bullshit

Nope. Aim for 50+ age groups. That's where the real sugar daddies/mammas are.

Just how “interested” are you going to pretend!?

Depends how far you'll go with the fake interest.

Sis, this isn't the place to find a sugar daddy.

No it takes more than interest lol

Anything for yano. 🍬\( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)

Yes. Pretend things 😂

Probably

Hopefully not

Heck no

No