Is there anything that I should know?

When someone - whoever they are - tells you what to do without you asking for advice it's not rude to tell them to go fuck themselves :)

Never mix beer and wine. Ever !
Always carry a clean handkerchief !
If something seems too good to be true, it quite probably is !
Unless a politician is stood on your doorstep with a cheque in their hand. Don't believe a word they say !
Always separate your laundry !
Any good ?

There is a guy named Santa Claus at the front door, and he looks pissed.

Yourself. Once you do, everything else is easy. :)

You should know that I ate the last cookie, sorry!

You know Victoria's Secret!

you should know 101 sex positions

Nothing worth telling.

I have sky blue eyes

Lots.