Who remembers before the internet, when we had to face a clerk while renting porn and personally greet the clerk that developed our partial nudes?

Oh. How I miss the olden days.

Porn was in magazine format and arrived via the 'uncle'/older brother of the friend that your mum always disapproved of.

Nude selfies were notoriously difficult. Involving tripods and three-second shutter delays. So my mate told me.

At least the potential embarrassment stayed local...