Does your sex life need a pull cord to start it, much like an old chainsaw?

I'm just "for parts" now...

The way it is currently I need to cut some new trees. Deadwood is undesirable.

No...speed dial. But, been staying on a straightened arrow as of late.

Past that.. more like hanging in there on life support system..

rusted solid. gone. never existed for me.

No I just need a set of jump leads and a younger man

Nope. Not yet. ;)

I can tell you which cord to pull though. ;)

I wish i had one of those

Pull this

Well, it needs something...

i think the pull cord must be broke !

There is no sex life.

Not yet !