Mossflower · F
Had to use a bathroom in a gas station
ProdigalSummer · F
I have four kids. I don’t want to relive the horrors they have put me thru.

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@ProdigalSummer Yes we certainly re-adjust our standards for that time period
ProdigalSummer · F
@SW-User good thing they’re cute

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Threw up one time at the dinner table, tried to cover it with my mouth and it sprayed like a fountain.
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@Serenitree Phlegm in throat from a cold plus sensitive gag reflex equals 🤢
Serenitree · F
@SW-User But, they didn't blame you, did they?

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@Serenitree From what I remember they really didn't say anything and just acted like it didn't happen afterward 😂.
GreenGoddess · F
I threw up while deep throating once and swallowed it so he wouldn't notice.

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@GreenGoddess Gawd 😂👍
TxBtrflyX2 · 51-55, F
OMG, I am so glad to read about someone else doing this. I feel so much better now about that @GreenGoddess
Dusty101 · F
@GreenGoddess oh that's love! 😷
Dusty101 · F
I was drinking a coke while sitting on a fence down the country with friends. I drank the last sip of my coke and I spat out a bee!! I lost my balance and fell head first into cow manure!!! I was inches in. My friends had to wrap me in a blanket and then flung me into a freezing cold lake.. giggles by everyone except me.. I smelt like cow shit for days! 😬
@Dusty101 😮
Mondayschild · F
@Dusty101 this has got to be the funniest thing I have heard today🤣
Serenitree · F
I was at work, one day, when the norovirus hit. Standing, talking to my client, when suddenly I felt queasy. And I instantly exploded out both ends. That was about as nasty as it gets.
Serenitree · F
@Dusty101 It was pretty awful, but my client was lovely. Gave me a bathrobe to wear, told me to take a shower, then I washed my clothes and she gave me an anti nausea pill, and told me to lie down until my clothes were dry. I fell asleep, she hung around long enough to put them in the drier, then she took her son and went out for the day. I slept for five hours. When I woke, she was there and she drove me home.
Dusty101 · F
@Serenitree awwwe a sweetheart.. God I'm still imagining it. 😱
Serenitree · F
@Dusty101 She was a lovely lady, and I was actually there to take care of her baby while she went to the university fifty kilometers away. I couldn't look after him, and she didn't want me around him in case I was contagious. Can you blame her? She left him with a friend while she drove me home.
FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M
My first trip to Vegas I filled up on the 2.99 all u can eat breakfast buffet then we took a road trip to the grand canyon...nevermind I ain't sayin.
@FloorGenAdm 😂
elVato · 46-50, M
Told my mother in law her pudding cake was actually good.
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Mguinm · 51-55, F
Threw up in my boyfriend's windbreaker when I was 16. Gross. We were in the back seat of a moving car and I couldn't take it any longer. He offered the jacket. I guzzled four beers down to get that drunk. I never drank anything before this so this was my first time.

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Date Peter
UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M
Drank myself half to death, vomited all over myself and slept in it. 😅 I ended up blacking out while attempting to shower the next morning and fell through the glass shower door. Somehow miraculously avoided injuring myself, but fucking shattered the door. Woke up in the bottom of the shower with giant shards of glass everywhere. At least I wasn't covered in my own dried vomit any more though, lol.
Jibby · 56-60, C
@UndeadPrivateer and I drank the other half
ProdigalSummer · F
@UndeadPrivateer that’s a lot of booze
UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M
@ProdigalSummer It really was. The number of empty bottles the next day was kind of frightening in retrospect. 😅 There were only five of us and over 6 empty fifths, don't recall the specific numbers as my memory around the alcohol poisoning is a little spotty.
Ahhh my wild and self destructive teens.
Ahhh my wild and self destructive teens.

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It was too traumatising
butterfly1013 · 26-30, F
Blew my nose into a tshirt

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I once pissed in one
Serenitree · F
If that's the nastiest, you're a tame one, with decent manners. Better to spew into a cup, than all over the nearest person.
juiceyangel333 · 31-35, F
I don't like pooping
Jibby · 56-60, C
I was young hungry and the only thing available to eat was a Filipina prostitute named number one

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@Jibby 😮
@Jibby 😂
Jibby · 56-60, C
@SW-User hey I was young and stupid I had no beautiful American mistress in fishnet bodysuit to change my evil ways to her evil ways
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FreeSpirit1 · F
Picked impacted poop out of a dogs ass
Dusty101 · F
@ProdigalSummer ugh... inside out?????? WTF? and put it back in??? God my neighbours have chickens.. I'll be looking at their bums all evening now...
rickoo164 · 56-60, M
@FreeSpirit1 that's nasty...but you did probably for a reason, no ??
FreeSpirit1 · F
@rickoo164 yes,no one else was there to do it.
had sex with lady who was bleeding heavily and ended up a bloody mess.